CAPTAIN DAVE'S STINGRAY SHOES
We have been having trouble with people getting stung by stingrays at Isla Coronados.
In the last ten days, five mariners have suffered the intense pain of a stingray barb piercing their flesh.
People have done the stingray shuffle trying to scare the stingrays away. Unfortunately, the shuffle has failed on at least one occasion.
It seems that some stingrays are not intimidated by shuffling toes in the sand.
Well, that is all about to change.
I am offering Captain Dave's Stingray Shoes for only $499.
Some of your may be saying, "That's a lot of money for a pair of stingray shoes."
That's why I am giving you a second pair of stingray shoes for free when you purchase the first pair for $499.
Imagine how you will impress the other sailors at the beach when you strap on Captain Dave's Stingray Shoes and fearlessly walk across the sandbars of paradise. People will instantly recognize you as a Real Ocean Cruiser.
Tread among the stingrays with confidence knowing you will never be stung with a stingray barb again. Captain Dave's worldwide money back guarantee will return your money and pay your hospital bill if you ever get stung.
We realize that $499 is not petty cash, but a trip to the Emergency Department at a hospital to remove a stingray barb will cost you thousands.
Protect yourself and your family with Captain Dave's Stingray Shoes. You will be glad you did.
Operators are standing by to take your orders.
That's all I have to say about that.
Captain Dave
CEO of Captain Dave's Stingray Shoes International
Awesome music video that captures the essence of what it's like to sail offshore in a catamaran around the world when conditions are less than perfect. David Abbott from Too Many Drummers sings the vocals, and he also edited the footage from our Red Sea adventures. This is the theme song from the Red Sea Chronicles.
Sailing up the Red Sea is not for the faint of heart. From the Bab al Mandeb to the Suez Canal, adventures and adversity are in abundance. If you take things too seriously, you just might get the Red Sea Blues.
If you like drum beats, and you like adventure, then have a listen to the Red Sea Chronicles Trailer.
Flying fish assault Exit Only in the middle of the night as we sail through the Arabian Gulf from the Maldives to Oman. And so begins our Red Sea adventures.
Sailing through Pirate Alley between Yemen and Somalia involves calculated risk. It may not be Russian Roulette, but it is a bit of a worry. Follow Team Maxing Out as they navigate through Pirate Alley.
Stopping in Yemen was just what the doctor ordered. We refueled, repaired our alternator, and we made friends with our gracious Yemeni hosts. We also went to Baskins Robbins as a reward for surviving Pirate Alley.
After you survive Pirate Alley, you must sail through the Gate of Sorrows (Bab Al Mandab) at the southern entrance to the Red Sea. The Gate of Sorrows lived up to its name with fifty knots of wind and a sandstorm that pummeled Exit Only for two days. Life is good.
Although I like the feel of a paper book in my hand, I love trees even more. When people purchase an eBook, they actually save trees and save money as well. Ebooks are less expensive and have no negative impact on the environment. All of Dr. Dave's books are available at Save A Tree Bookstore. Visit the bookstore today and start putting good things into your mind. It's easy to fill your mind with positive things using eBooks. No matter where you are or what you are doing, you can pull out your smart phone or tablet and start reading. You can even use electronic highlighters and make annotations in your eBooks just like paper books.
